Have you ever been called a "Fanny Pack Fanatic"? Or maybe your friends call you an expert on where to find cute ones? There are plenty of things only Fanny Packin' crossbody bag owners will understand--check out our list below!
We've put together a list of 5 ridiculous things only fanny pack owners will understand:
1. You often say “F*ck the Police!"
You've never had to worry about your wallet or phone being stolen because they're always close to your body. You also have the security of knowing that if anyone tries to take something from you, you'll be able to defend yourself with one hand tied behind your back! Oh, and getting stopped by security with nothing but a fanny pack on, means you're probably getting through lines without much of a hassle.
2. Handsfree never looked or felt this good!
You get to be hands-free. Which is generally the whole point. It's easier than holding everything in your hands all day long. And your phones probably last longer than your friends who lack the pack.
3. You are prepared AF!
When it comes to having your stuff together, you always reign supreme. It's not like you have to worry about losing your phone, keys, or wallet in the car/bus/club/etc. because they are always on your person. First to arrive and leave, you've mastered the art of Irish goodbyes.
4. Speaking of "goodbyes" You've said farewell to worrying about outfits!
You no longer have to worry about what you're wearing. If you wear a fanny pack with clothes that don't match, no one will notice because it's not like anyone is going to see it anyways your dingy shirt anyway. It's the one accessory you can take anywhere, and because of that you're always on the lookout for new ways to style your old faithful friend (like wearing it as a belt or backpack.)
5.) The True Perks of Having a Fanny Pack
In a world where they think only men’s pants deserve pockets, you've never had so many pockets before, and now they're all at your fingertips! *evil cackle*
What are some creative ways like to style your Fanny Packin' crossbody bag? Comment below!